So we’ve reached that season where I feel like giving you guys a periodic update on what I’ve been doing. Things have been going well, I’ve been working hard and making that cheddar(lol). I was able to purchase a nice brand new Mercedes Benz thanks to the revenue I’ve been generating. Another small purchase that I recently made was to go to the store and pick up the brand new, excellent aprilaire 2200 and boy, it did not disappoint. It is truly an engineering wonder. That thing is super quiet, it just hums silently in the background, and provides you with fresh, clean air to breathe.

My family has been thrilled with the work done by this machine, now even my kids are harassing me to get one for them. I’ll think about it. But this thing is truly a work of art. Only a week later and I already feel ten times better because of the fresher air circulating through my lungs.

Unfortunately, my wife had a very difficult time during her pregnancy, causing her to develop an uncomfortable condition, which in turn led her seek hemroids treatment. I honestly hope nobody ever comes down with this condition, as it is one of the worst that one can contract. Thankfully, though, she was able to find a cure for it and has been doing much better ever since.

Because of my recent success, my wife had also been on my case about giving her a proper and decent vacation. Most years, our “getaways” have consisted of a van full of kids, being dragged around them at Disneyworld or some other such theme park. The weird thing is, my wife came out of the blue yesterday and said I should look at getting into some domenican republic real estate. I was totally shocked – is she under the impression that I’m made of money or something? Regardless, until my next dispatch, take care and have a great day.